Varazdin Night Life

Najveći doprinos mobitela današnjoj civilizaciji nije povećana mogućnost komunikacije ili gubitak privatnosti, već jezik koji razvijaju mladi širom svijeta kako bi sve što žele, a znamo da žele svašta, mogli ispisati u ono malo znakova koje pruža jedan SMS.

Pronašli smo tako 50 najzanimljivijih akronima koje koriste američki tinejdžeri, nadamo se ne i oni mlađi od njih, koji se uglavnom koriste za razne seksualne radnje te radnje, stanja i zbivanja vezana uz seks. Neka su stvarno maštovita, neka bi roditelj, ako nije kreten, trebao shvatiti ako ima potrebu pregledavati što mu dijete radi, a neka nismo baš shvatili, premda smo inače jako pametni.

Bez daljnjeg odugovlačenja predstavljamo vam 50 najzanimljivijih SMS akronima (engleskog govornog područja):

8 Oral seks
1337 Elite
143 I love you
182 I hate you
459 I love you
1174 Nude club
420 Marijuana
ADR Address
ASL Age/Sex/Location
Banana Penis
CD9 or Code 9 Parents are around
DUM Do You Masturbate?
DUSL Do You Scream Loud?
FB F*** Buddy
FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FOL Fond of Leather
GNOC Get Naked On Cam
GYPO Get Your Pants Off
IAYM I Am Your Master
IF/IB In the Front/In the Back
IIT Is It Tight?
ILF/MD I Love Female/Male Dominance
IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You?
IWSN I Want Sex Now
J/O Jerking Off
KFY or K4Y Kiss For You
Kitty Vagina
KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
MorF Male or Female
LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life
MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
WYCM Will You Call Me?
MOS Mom Over Shoulder
MPFB My Personal F*** Buddy
NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
NMU Not Much, You?
P911 Parent Alert
PAL Parents Are Listening
PAW Parents Are Watching
PIR Parent In Room
POS Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh**
PRON Porn
Q2C Quick To Cum
RU/18 Are You Over 18?
RUH Are You Horny?
S2R Send To Receive
SorG Straight or Gay
TDTM Talk Dirty To Me

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